She comes complete with purple plastic gloves,
A pink and shiny, glittery tool case,
A purple mounting board ‘cause Barbie loves
The feel of pine as she begins to place
A severed deer head on the board-- Hey girls!
It’s Taxidermist Barbie (insert cheer-
Y music here)! She can stuff birds and squirrels
And boys and girls! Just watch her mount a deer
Head on the mounting board, get the marble
Eyes just right. Her prices can’t be beat, she
Just got Taxidermist of the Year! Marvel
At her mounted birds! But unfortunately,
Despite the fact she stuffs one kickin’ swan,Taxidermist Barbie never quite caught on.