I am sorry I cannot give credit where credit is due. These jokes were given to me without an author. I also can't even remember who gave them to me, but I wanted to share some math humor with you.
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?
What do you call a crushed angle?
Answer: a Rectangle
What did the Italian say when the witch doctor removed the curse?
What did the little acorn say when he grew up?
What do you call an angel which is adorable?
What do you use to tie up a package?
Answer: A Chord
What do you call a fierce beast?
Answer: A Line
What do you call more than one L?
Answer: A Parallel
What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?
What should you do when it rains?