My Girl Kelsey
I want y'all to meet my girl
to me she is the world
to you she is the queen of poo
now this is what we're gonna do
gonna take some time and introduce her to you
from the k to the l to the c
she will teach you how to be
and no, she doesn't like the pee
little girl has a smart mouth
that is without a doubt
she will take you to school
but hey it's all cool
own you with her words
then pelt you with her turds
I want y'all to meet my girl
to me she is the world
to you she is the queen of poo
now this is what we're gonna do
gonna take some time and introduce her to you
comming from the land that is round on the outside
but still likes to say hi
up there it gets cold
this much i know
the people there claim to love sodie pop
this has got to stop
it is called coke
and it is no joke
that term y'all use is broke
but i still have love
ready to give out the hugs
that is just what that part of me does
I want y'all to meet my girl
to me she is the world
to you she is the queen of poo
now this is what we're gonna do
gonna take some time and introduce her to you
from afar, her heart looks like it has a scar
that she is full of scorn, but be warned
her heart is really warm, though she is not afraid to bring the storm
she may just be a kid, but she has a lot of love to give
just don't make her flip her lid
else the poo will fly straight in your eye
that is no lie
I want y'all to meet my girl
to me she is the world
to you she is the queen of poo
now this is what we're gonna do
gonna take some time and introduce her to you
she may look good in a skirt, looks easy to hurt
she will turn around and go pound for pound
make you her bitch, then switch, back to scratchin her itch
she isn't afraid to use a bloody pad to show how she feels about a lad
might be short, but she is a sport, has a ladder for height support
gives her the view to take a poo on your new hairdoo
I want y'all to meet my girl
to me she is the world
to you she is the queen of poo
now this is what we're gonna do
gonna take some time and introduce her to you
she claims to be a feminist, the jokes are limitless
the hour of girl power that refuses to shower
that screams damn i hate the man
but this is not her
of that i am fairly sure
she wants equality for all to be the same as you and me
the glass cieling may be gone, but in the hearts of some it lives on
I want y'all to meet my girl
to me she is the world
to you she is the queen of poo
now this is what we're gonna do
gonna take some time and introduce her to you
she's the queen of scat and that's a fact
so don't you try to make her hump, she might just take a dump
she is all about the feces pieces they aren't made by reses
but by food that's greasy
gonna take that brown and smear it all over town
on her face you won't see a frown
she is my girl k to the l to the c and that's just the way it's gonna be
when we go on tour she's no bore, make you drop on the flood
she may be new to the crew not quite yet out of school
so what you gonna do
girl i got your back, though i'm not sure about the scat
you know there is much love with lots of hugs
back